six attainable resolutions

As I mentioned yesterday, I’m not really a resolution setting kinda lady. However, at New Year’s Even dinner, my friends and I were joking about setting 100% attainable resolutions. Here are my totally doable resolutions:

Clean my room at least once in 2014.

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Finish binge-watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer on Netflix.

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Go on ONE Okcupid date. (After one, I’ll never want another one again.)

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Reactivate my Mint.com account, not because I’m good with sticking to a budget, but because the guilt associated with seeing where I spend my money helps keep it in check.

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At least try a new group fitness class. Pop Physique sounds kinda fun.

tumblr_mryg1a5r1h1qapigqo1_500Get a new tattoo.

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7 Titles For My Autobiography

1. If I Have to Wear Heals, I Damned Well Be the Tallest Girl at the Bar, or, My Life in Litas

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2. I Knew I Should Have Dumped You As Soon As You Deleted My Tiny Tower: The Story of Kate Burning

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3. Hey “DJ,”I Know You Know It’s Halloween Because You’re Wearing a Mad Hatter Costume: Play the Monster Mash Already You Jerk

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4. Some of Us Don’t Have Boyfriends or Lives, That’s How I Already Beat Pokemon: The Kate Burning Story

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5. What Do You Mean This Isn’t A Costume Party? This Is Just How I Dress: The Life and Times of Kate Burning

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6. Why Does Everyone Always Want to Go Out When My House Is So Warm?

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7. I am the Internet and So Can You

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