Yesterday, the Twitter stars aligned and I got to use one of my tattoos to make a punchline.
Yes, that’s right. Mathmouth.
Why do I have said Mathmouth? The story goes all the way back to my good ol’ college days. My bestie for lyfe Kyle and I were bored and we drew on his legs in sharpies. We wrote “MATH” down the front of one shin and “SCIENCE” down the other. Why? I’m not sure. Kyle then proceeded to manage to stain the heck out of my white carpet with his sharpied up legs.
Fast forward to Spring Break, because that’s where all good college stories happen, and Kyle and I decide that we should definitely have Math and Science tattoos, because that thing happened once and it was funny.